Quotes
Court characters
Tom
i'll take the case (whenever they get a client)
so tell mr.gar did you see enid come in contact with ko?
no further questions
mrs.watterson were you aware of a government bat?
okay who broke my vase
atleast my revival show is good (arguing with robin)
Jerry
we'll take the case (whenever they get a client)
have any other witnesses
yo face (arguin with robin)
Toodles Galore
okay tommy (her catchphrase)
tommy your client is here
it's not easy being a secretary
i did
yeow! (getting spanked)
yeah i learned my lesson (after getting spanked)
man i won't be able to sit down for months (in corner)
Gigi
oh my (the only thing she says)
Droopy
hello all you happy people (catchphrase)
i am so happy
this a happy ending
i guess it's a charm i have (whenever a woman kisses him)
Lucius Fox
i got it (catchphrase)
where is my cheese?
jerry! (after seeing jerry ate his cheese)
i give up (annoyed)
Other/Defendant Characters
Dendy
yeah ko seemed a bit intoxicated but turns out he was indeed knocked out but not by enid i mean they share a bond
sometimes i wish he was with me not that i like him *Blushes*
okay so maybe i do like him
well i'm just glad everything was resolved
precisely
Spike the Bulldog
all rise for judge *insert name here*
screw this i'm out of here *leaves*
ow my foot!
fuck off andy (after andy get's taken to jail)
sorry son (apologizing to tyke for swearing)
Tyke
dad watch your language (after spike tell andy to fuck off)
that's better
aw gee this is getting hecktic
are we going to hell for that joke? (catchphrase)
oh no the door is locked
use your head
Yabba-Doo
yabbo dabba do
what are we gonna do tyke?
but i don't wanna use my head (being uses a battling ram for the door)
Robin
tom jerry get in here (calling for tom and jerry)
ha ha (Insert innuendo here)
watch out for the wrecking ball! (warning people of the wrecking ball as it comes by)
and people say my show is bad (to andy)
atleast my show's movie looks good (arguing with tom)
oh god not that meme again (robin responding to jerry's yo face response)
Judge Roger Baxter
okay honey not guilty
sorry can't make me change my verdict
take this quack away
Bugs Bunny
as governer i will do my best to keep crime off the streets
yeah now let's hop around and have fun come here *Kisses lola*
just like in space jam
Deputy Dusty
i found him with an angry face sitting in a car i figured he was drunk driving or something
huh never thought of that
can i go now
thank you *leaves*
Mr. Gar
i am a hero i am the boss of lakewood plaza turbo
yeah they think enid struck ko *In clint eastwood like voice* those damn bastards...
not that i know of
yes carol saw it she is a fine woman *blushes* uh not that i like her or anything *nervously laughs*
Rick Sanchez
i knew it i will take this guilty bastard out of here
morty?! you are the client? (facepalms) oh god i knew that purge would come back to haunt me
Nicole Watterson
we need your help guys my son is in court apparently there is some government bat he killed
no i wasn't nobody ever tells me these things besides i kinda was in bed with my husband if you know what i mean *purrs*
i knew it i knew there was no government bat!
stop groping/spanking my ass! (whenever someone gropes or spanks her butt)
*twerks her ass with enid* what can't a girl let loose?
ow ow ow ow ow ow ow stop it i will be good i promise! your giving me flashback!!! (being spanked by tom for breaking his vase)
Judge Jacques Schnee
okay not guilty
guilty
spoiled sport
damn your right!
what the fuck?
Burt Burtonburger
guilty
not guilty
alright short recess
case dismissed
alright sone i forgive you not guilty
Judge Lynn Loud, Sr.
sorry lola your guilty as charged
i can't believe i did that
oh well what ya gonna do
Ford Pines
oh shut up!
come on don't make this hard
Daffy Duck
your despicable!
again?
ow *after getting hit by piano
Tuffy
curse you jerry!
but uncle jerry
alright uncle jerry you win
Fred Jones
come on
that's what they all say
Pizza Boy
but i'm innocent
why you little
you will be sorry!
i'm back bitches!
so let me get this straight since evidence shows i went through hell to get the pizza delievered i get thrown back in the slammer but with a shorter sentence?
oh hell yeah finally some justice!
Jeannie
you stole my name bitch
we're
Jeannie (Jeannie)
i did not!
half-sisters?
Ben Tennyson
this watch is for good
that's a reboot and it's crappy too
yeah i won!
Rook Blonko
buddy?
noooooo!!!!
how many finger am i holding up?
Lucy Mann
curse you yoink!
Yoink
i sniffity sniffed everywhere
it was the best i could on short notice
hit the music
*Marches off to his theme song*
Ranger Smith
yes i'm guilty
well what you want me to do?
feed him? oh god
lord give me strength
Chowder
uh hello food
first pokemon then monsumo digimon now food? man they are running out of ideas
yeah it was pretty stupid
Garnet
i am not a stripper nor have i ever benn
*smiles* awesome
Lola Bunny
he raped me and inserted a dildo into my vagina
he also put glass in it it hurt
there goes my virginity
well what do you know?
Craig
i didn't drown that child
i knew something was up
knew it
The Powerpuff Girls
mojo jojo is evil
sorry mojo but you lose
into the cage mojo
Stan Smith
oh god i'm gonna die!
phew that was close
Bob Blecher
yeah i know but it's not what it looks like
plankton?!
why that little green turd!
Peter Griffin
*Laughs*
oh no
roadhouse
yeah! *freeze* somebody get me down please!
Sterling Archer
yeah i uh tend to do weird things
it's a living
i do not sound like bob belcher
so what's the verdict guilty or not guilty?
alright!
yeah now if you don't mind i got a mission to solve *rides off in car*
Lazlo, Clam and Raj
he is always grumpy
clam agree
me three
we don't know nothing can cheer him up
lumpus grumpy
yay! we're innocent!
clam happy
the victory is won my brothers
Margaret
dude you wanna know about my personal life what is wrong with you
uh me and mordecai broke up it was really emotional
wow have you grown
ooh i love it when you talk dirty
Miles Morales
i am not an impersonator
he trained me!
i told you
Morty Smith
oh geez i don't wanna go to jail
*sigh* thank god
thank you
The Time Man-a Man of Time
*speaks in fast motion*
Penelope Pitstop
why of all the nerve
he gave me a wedgie and embarrased me in front of a whole audience
pervert *slaps dick*
thank you honor
serves you right
Dan
he didn't have any christmas spirit
ha!
chekcmate
MICHEAL BAY!!!!
Blythe Baxter
dad?
but dad
come on dad you know this is all false right?
Gumball Watterson
please don't let them take me!
i don't wanna be fucked
Finn
that sick twist stole jake
yeah send that sicko away
mathematical
Randy Cunningham
i didn't write this show
what the jucie?
ow...
yes i win again
Milo, Oscar and Bea
yeah
you just got milo'ed
see ya bp
Homer Simpson
i don't remember my brain is the size of a walnut
i guess i was drunk
so does that mean i win?
wahoo!
Axe Cop
i am a cop a police cop
it's my weapon
thank you your honnor
nah i'm just a cop an axe cop
Danny Phantom
it's sends them to the ghost zone
i'm half ghost
i'm going ghost! *turns to danny phantom*
hello freedom!
Master Splinter
my poor brave son
i rold i didn't do it
turtle soup more like shredded cheese *laughs* i made a funny
cowabunga
Ruby Rose
but i didn't do it (cries*
yay thank you thank you thank you
sorry
Captain Man
uh his name is the toddler
see i told you
oh geez
i'm okay i am indestructible
The Jellies
we adopted him and raised him like he was our own
we won? we won?
Dating Guy
hey i'm a ladies man
fuck you judge
Andy Larkin
eh
i take the fifth
god damnit
Johnny Test
told ya
yeah yeah yeah bla bla bla
did i just say that out loud
oh so close
say waht?
Bob
told ya
megabyte is evil he did it
yes!
now off i go *Presse button* reboot *vanishes*
Two Black Guys
we were home watching tv
we won?
nevermind
Penn Zero
my name is penn zero i'm a part time hero i substitute for when heroes don't suceed i go everywhere save the day make things right i've been a robot i've been a bunny and a knight
yeah my parents left and never returned
uh no i didn't do anything wrong
thank god
Jimmy Two-Shoes
i'm jimmy two shoes i make people happy
yeah it's a living
i was at my house hanging with my best friend beezy he and his girlfriend were counting fish if you know what i mean
well out of nowhere some skunk guy came in and demanded our money
i played along and tried to get him to leave i pretended to be a tougher criminal but at that moment the cops showed up and arrested me
i'm telling i didn't do it
yes i told you
Chozen
i'm a guy who lives on the edge
okay so i lied so what?
oh geez
well fuck
Robotboy
robotboy good guy made to protect earth
tommy best friend
i not a toy
Jude
dude!
dude that was awesome
so i was drunk
i do not sound like chris mcclain
Unikitty
i don't wanna go to jail
diplomatic immunity ftw that means for the win
can i go now?
yay!
Batman
i'm bat i protect gotham
they tried to kill me
i did not rape them
told ya
sorry girl but crime doesn't pay
Topcat
pardon?
your just making us look bad
alright winner winner
vada bing vada bang vada voom
The Louds
help us!
we won?
part at my house er our house
stop badgering the witness spongebob
SpongeBob SquarePants
sorry *throws badger away*
so that's it
we did it we won!
*laughs*
*keeps laughing* sorry
Sonic the Hedgehog
too slow
there he goes
get him
anyone seen my chili dog?
where do we go from here?
Milo Murphy
yeah it's part of my family thing
milo murphey's law
see ya
Inspector Gadget
wowsers?
i think i got a go go gadget erection
go go gadget...sadness *cries*
wowsers i won
thanks you twoi owe you one
Secret Squirrel
agent secret squirrel
they think i was showing off my goods
you know*imitates someone flashing someone else*
i'll tell you but i would have to kill you
i'm a spy a secret spy like spyfox only i think i came out first or maybe it was the other way around i am not too sure
see that evidence was false
Archie Andrews
i tell ya i didn't murder cassidy
how doi know? well my memory is blurry
omg i did murder cassidy
holy shit i knew it!
thanks for helping me prove my innocence guys i really appreciate it
dude both of the things your from suck *ending robin and tom's arguement*
Rocko
hello tom and jerry i'm glad you took the case
yeah murder larson littering robbery and illegal use of a guitair
so you think we can you can do it?
thanks if we win i will take you out for dinner
rocko wallaby i work at a comic shop kinda my thing
well they are all pretty good but my personal fav is really really big man
oh he is this big buff guy he has a rather strange power
you see he has nipples that can see into the future if you look into them
no none of the writers were high when they made the character
well i was on my way to heffer's house we were playing a game of eels and escalators you know that game from spongebob?
well anyway we were about to see who would win but then the cops just came in and forced my head down i couldn't feel my teeth
oh god somebody put me out of my misery
fred what are you doing here?
it's that clown from last week
you mean he was wearing a mask?
alright buddy let's see who you really are *takes it off revealing mrs,bighead underneath*
mrs,bighead? it was you?
so that must mean she dressed up as a clown to try and murder her husband
shame on you mrs,bighead you could've just gone to couples therapy
and she wouldn't have gotten away with it too if it weren't for fred
rooby rooby roo what somebody has to say it
Zak
zak just zak
they think i am crazy about the rabbids please help
zak just zak i have been trying to experiment on the rabbids to see them and i have made som startling discoveries *shivers*
look i am not crazy if my attorney's get proof will you let me go?
see i told you
yeah thanks for everything i will be sure to recommend you
Superman
i need your helps guys
causing multiple fires
superman i would tell you but i am superhero and i can't reveal my secret indentity
you know my occupation
look i have laser vision i was saving the world kinda obvious
see? that was coincidental
thank goodness i don't think i would've made it through prision
Snoopy
tom and jerry i need you help
some dog park won't allow dogs
snoopy beagle i'm a pet to charlie brown and i have had many occupations
i went up to the dog park as always hoping to have some fun all of a sudden the man said no dogs allowed angrily i told him but it's a dog park he just got angry and attacked me and called the cops
he's crazy i tell ya don't listen to him
serves you right you crazy dog hater
Garfield
my name is garfield i'm an orange fat cat
i love lasagna i see it and i eat it
oh yeah john makes me anything i want but sometimes he tries to get me to loose weight but it all goes back to normal
sure i kick odie off the table sometimes but he is still my friend we have been on many adventures
don't mention binky that clown is crazy anyone remember binky the clown? didn't think so
yes not guilty
i hope you learned your lesson nermal
Sonic the Hedgehog
i'm sonic the fastest thing alive
yeah i'm fast
no i don't do speed if i did i would be zoning out
no that is now what i meant
i don't do speed!
just get me out of here
phew that was close
Kirby
i need your help they think i am a ferocious eating machine
kirby i'm a hero from another planet
well there have been cases of me causing wars and me being a monster but i swear nintendo made that story not me
i swear dedede
so i'm free to go?
oh sweet thank you
Kitty Katswell
kitty katswell tuff agent
well i do enjoy cat thing a bit too much i go crazy
what no i didn't say anything like that
oh fuck you tuffy
see no rabies just crazy over cat things
oh you know moues cat nip scratching posts cat nip you know
i have saved the world millions if not dozens of times
ugh the chamelon don't get me started he is an old enemy of mine
he has a suit which camouflages him and has him turn into anything
yes!!! finally thank you!
Eddy
i didn't scam anyone please they're lying
yeah i didn't scam anyone
okay i scam a few people
a couple of people?
okay i scammed everyone just give me the guilty verdict
make it stop!!!!!
when will i learn? *getting escorted to jail*
Dan Zembrovski
i need your help i beat up a mall santa
my name is dan zembrovski i an unemployes as of late
i went to the mall as usual suddenly i see this guy beating up a mall santa and i tried to help him up but the cops arrested me
yeah i have but i didn't hurt him
sigh there goes my life
Mark Dexler
i need help i have done many crimes and they are trying me for it
i take the fifth
fifth
fifthity fifth
alright i'm mark dexler and as for my occupation i am an ex con
darn i forgot about that tape i mean fifth?
yeah i knew that was gonna happen
Link
*speaks like he does in the games*
oh excuse me had a frog in my throat
i am link i am the hero of time
it's just link
they never gave me a last name i've been around since mario and they still haven't given me a last name
well i do but..
let me finish asshole sorry for my language
i do but there are rupee's in there
i swear there are rupees in there
rupees are gems you can also use them as money
well excuse me princess!
Mario
i am mario last name is also mario
i'm a plumber or atleast i was but i don't do that anymore
i have had many jobs mostly saving the princess from bowser's clutches
i am not really sure what a bowser is but mama mia is even fatter then i am
wahoo we did it!
Duke
i am duke sir i am the leader of an army unit called gi joe go joe!
cobra is a terrorist unit cobra has a helmet which covers his face
yeah we are friendly we even have sgt.slaughter as a member you know the wrestler?
thanks you sir
Optimus Prime
i am optimus prime i am the leader of a group of aliens called the autobots we protect earth from megatron and his evil decepticons we lost cybertron our home planet during our war with them it's sad
i was on the battlefield with my fellow autobots bumblebee was about to go in but he was wounded i went in to finish the job but the cops came in for some odd reason and arrested me
yeah yeah they do
we have cause damage but i didn't mean it
by the allspark
Lion-O
i am lion-o leader of the thundercats
we're not really cats we are just alien catlike humanoid cats who grew in size
i have the sword of omens
well it kinda let's me see into things others can't take a look
oh my
*covers his boner* thundercats whoa! take it easy!
we all play different roles cheetarah has speed panthro is strong wilykit wilykat throws bombs tygra is an excellent marksman i don't know what snarf does but i know it is important
He-Man
i am he-man protector of grayskull
i protect it from skeletor he is a dick
he has done many evil things i lost count even counting them
i just hold my sword like this and say BY THE POWER OF GRAYSKULL! *turns into he-man* I HAVE THE POWER!
thanks you for your time
Apple and Onion
apple and onion at your service 24 hours
apple: well we do many things we're kinda like servicemen
onion: heck if i know what i do
apple: so that's it
onion: yay we win!
Ezra Bridger
we're fighting the empire they are bad guys
we are rebels it's what we do
yay i won!
Vambre and Prohyas
vambre: we're warriors for hire
prohyas: people hire us we do the job get money for more magiswords
vambre: well they come in different forms
prohyas: some strange
vambre: so that means
prohyas: son of a bitch!
vambre: to think we trusted you
Hank Hill
i'm hank hill i work at strickland propane
if i was guilty would i be protesting?
told i wasn't guilty
yeehaw!
Xander Crews
Deadpool
deadpool the merc with a mouth
well i do shoot alot but it's my job
look i did all those murders to save my girlfriend
sweet can i go now this episode is getting too long
Flint Lockwood
yeah i make it rain meatballs
but we are living in a new jungle
please help me!
do something anything!
help me steve
yeah he is not too bright
Jimmy Neutron
i'm a boy genius and have saved the world multiple times not to brag or anything
goddard is a custom built robot canine
see that wasn't me!
puking planet why?
sheen?
so that's they're game
El Tigre
el tigre
i would but i would put my family and friends in danger
i come from miracle city a grimey cesspool of crime and villainy
hey don't blame me i didn't make the rules
aye aye aye
my ffather is a hero my grandpappi is a villain
it's complicated
yeah! in your face black cruveo
Anakin Skywalker
Maybe this force vision will have prove.
I'll show you. (We see Anakin having flashback from when he was a boy, killing Dooku, and at the opera house.)
See. He's been trying to tempt me with The Dark Side. It was The Chancellor. He is The Sith Lord and the traitor to the Republic!
Emperor Palpatine
Grizzly Bear
yeah it was just one time
i am grizzly bear i live with ice bear and pan pan
yeah there was that but i swear it was one time
phew that was a narrow escpae
Gramma Alice Green
i don't have an official name
That's right. Alice it's my offical name.
stop shouting i'm thinking
yep moved form the country to the city
i may be old but i can still hear
shut up and accept your defeat
Tracer
oy names tracer member of overwatch
we save the world from terroists
so with alll the evidence it was him the whole time?
cheers love
sorry i am not into guys