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SynopsisEdit

What if the Wicked Witch of the West had met her demise before Dorothy ever set foot down the Yellow Brick road? Here's how we think it could have happened.

CharactersEdit

  • Dorothy Gale
  • Glinda
  • The Wicked Witch of the West
  • Munchkin Mayor
  • Munchkins
  • Professor Chester Marvel
  • Hunk
  • Uncle Henry
  • Hickory
  • Tuffy
  • Droopy
  • Tom
  • Jerry
  • The Scarecrow
  • The Tin Man
  • The Cowardly Lion
  • The Wizard of Oz

TranscriptEdit

  • The Wicked Witch of the West: Give me back my slippers!
  • Glinda: Be gone! You have no power here.
  • The Wicked Witch of the West: Very well, I'll bide my time. And as for you, my fine lady... Just try to stay out of my way... Just try! I'LL GET YOU MY PRETTY AND YOUR LITTLE DOG...
  • (Guard 2 shoots The Wicked Witch of the West in the head)
  • Munchkin Coroner: Whoa, you killed her. How is it so? I thought only water could kill the witch foe.
  • Munchkin Coroner 2: I thought so too, until that house killed one dead. Then I figured, we're carrying guns so I shot her in the head.
  • Munchkin Coroner: In the head?
  • Munchkin Coroner 2: In the head.
  • Munchkin: He shot her in the head.
  • Munchkin Mayor: Well, ding-dong everyone, another witch is dead.
  • Munchkins: ♪Ding-dong! The witch got shot. Another witch is dead! Yay!♪ ♪Bip Bop, bootly bop, another witch is doodly dead!♪ ♪Ding-dong the witch got shot...♪
  • Glinda: Well, this ruins my plan to send you on a journey... and teach you a lesson, and eventually have you killed the Wicked Witch yourself.
  • Dorothy: Wh-what did you just say?
  • Glinda: Ohhh nothing! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! This is all just a dream! I'm a good witch! I would-I would never... Eh... There's no place like home! PNCHH!
  • (The scene darkens behind her, the film reverts to black and white, and Dorothy is back in Kansas on her bed -- her adventures now revealed to be just a by-product of a dream.)
  • (Dorothy woke up)
  • Dorothy: Huhhh... Wha-- Uhh... What the?!?!?
  • Tom: What a weird dream, Jerry.
  • Jerry: Yeah, you're right, Tom. It is a weird dream.
  • (At Oz)
  • Scarecrow: Go on! Get outta here! Shooo! Scat!
  • Tin Woodsman: You stupid trees!
  • Cowardly Lion: What was that noise? Huhuhuhhhh... Uh, there it is again. Oh goodness. there it is again!
  • Wizard of Oz: Now don't be sad. I didn't really ever give them what they asked for in the first place. Isn't that right, Tuffy?
  • Tuffy: Right. Well, see ya.